Oh. My. GOD.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 05/12/2019 at 23:40 • Filed to: someone take the internet away from this motherfucker

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/12/2019 at 23:41

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https://olympic.craigslist.org/cto/d/port-townsend-vintage-toyota-sandtana/6887254736.html

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/12/2019 at 23:47

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Yeah, I guarantee you that the current owner had at least two warrants out for his arrest at one point or another while he owned that. This is the quintessential “Need to lay low for a while” vehicle. 22R means you aren’t outrunning shit, and the weird vehicle means you can’t be near anyone else.

Toyota Sandtana - The official truck of owning burner phones to track the police scanner when you go into town for an army surplus run.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/12/2019 at 23:50

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Bye B ye Zoidberg’s Wallet.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 05/12/2019 at 23:51

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Your reservations pale in comparison to the BLUE SEATS!!!

Also, I have a 20R. And owned three Tercels. Speed is about as high of a priority as regard for my fellow man.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko 05/12/2019 at 23:51

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Oh, you found something in there to begin with? I’ve been looking for 11 months.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/12/2019 at 23:52

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So you’re saying the bodies are DEFINITELY or DEFINITELY NOT behind the shed?

CompactLuxuryFan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/12/2019 at 23:55

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Looks fun but not cheap enough!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CompactLuxuryFan 05/12/2019 at 23:56

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“Properly priced Toyota” and “PNW” cannot exist in the same dimension.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/12/2019 at 23:56

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Bye Bye Zoidberg’s left kidney. Do you really need two?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko 05/12/2019 at 23:58

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https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/viewDetailsFilterViewInventoryListing.action?sourceContext=untrackedExternal_false_0&newSearchFromOverviewPage=true&inventorySearchWidgetType=AUTO&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity=d1514&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity2=&zip=98201&distance=50000&searchChanged=true&modelChanged=false&filtersModified=true#listing=238884179

Should I buy this instead for 1.5 kidneys?

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/12/2019 at 23:59

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You would be crazy if you don’t 

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2019 at 00:03

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Blue velour seats? SOLD!!!

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2019 at 00:13

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I never knew something like this existed. Those seats.

I kinda want you to buy it. 

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2019 at 02:52

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After “Vintage” I stopped reading. It is a road to perdition. And it won’t even get all the way down that road ....

Dogsatemypants > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2019 at 03:52

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You only need about 1/3 of your liver. Plasma, spinal fluid, and semen are self replenishing. You could grow out your hair and sell that......